![fuckyeahavengersheadcanon:
“Jarvis monitors the heart rates of Tony and any of his teammates who are sleeping in the tower. If their pulse becomes too high they are woken by an alarm. They won’t acknowledge it, but they’re all grateful for being rescued from their nightmares.”
[Headcanon submitted by geekgal]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x9uzJ33V1rv7ggzo1_1280.jpg)
“Jarvis monitors the heart rates of Tony and any of his teammates who are sleeping in the tower. If their pulse becomes too high they are woken by an alarm. They won’t acknowledge it, but they’re all grateful for being rescued from their nightmares.”
[Headcanon submitted by geekgal]
![whatthebucky:
onesyouhear:
Reason 1,205 Why I Adore Steve Rogers: When he says this, he looks exactly like a mother admonishing her husband and children for being dickwads and ruining their neighborhood reputation.
Steve: Is everything a joke to you? You do realize I have to see these people every day—I have to buy vegetables at the grocery store next to them—and you think, what? It’s funny?
Steve: Oh yeah, you’re the funny guy. That’s great. Routing all the television channels in the entire city block to show only light porn.
Steve: What about the children, Tony.
Steve: You are not a good man.
Steve: Stop laughing.
Steve: TONY.
[I wasn’t kidding. This entire thing. It’s how I see him treating “his soldiers,”]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1i1stH5qA1qcgthpo1_500.gif)
Reason 1,205 Why I Adore Steve Rogers: When he says this, he looks exactly like a mother admonishing her husband and children for being dickwads and ruining their neighborhood reputation.
Steve: Is everything a joke to you? You do realize I have to see these people every day—I have to buy vegetables at the grocery store next to them—and you think, what? It’s funny?
Steve: Oh yeah, you’re the funny guy. That’s great. Routing all the television channels in the entire city block to show only light porn.
Steve: What about the children, Tony.
Steve: You are not a good man.
Steve: Stop laughing.
Steve: TONY.
[I wasn’t kidding. This entire thing. It’s how I see him treating “his soldiers,”]
[3:45:45 PM] Anthony Stark: ummmmm
[3:45:53 PM] Anthony Stark: one of those flimsy tank tops
[3:46:00 PM] Anthony Stark: that steve could rip off
[3:46:05 PM] Anthony Stark: because thats always fun
[3:46:11 PM] Steve rogers: that’s what i was thinking and pft steve wouldn’t
[3:46:17 PM] Steve rogers: at least not just for makingout
[3:46:51 PM] Anthony Stark: laaaame
[3:47:10 PM] Steve rogers: STEVE IS FROM THE GREAT DEPRESSION
[3:47:13 PM] Steve rogers: SHIRTS ARE MONEY
So essentially Steve wont rip off a shirt for making out. You have to pay Stve in sex if you want your shirt ripped off.
can you imagine loki’s battles with the avengers the night after he and tony have some stupid fight
“oh, you’re blowing up new york? again? real mature, loki.”
“i’m just communicating how i feel, stark! i know how much you respect communication!”
they just keep at it for the rest of the battle and confuse the rest of the avengers
then later that night everyone else wonders why zoo noises are coming from tony’s room
Anonymous said:That is a very long list, I’ll toss in a few kinks too.
Hope this is what you were looking for.
magicianofmischief said:OOC:
I love you honestly, Like it’s a tie between loving you and just loving that thing that is our characters together. Okay so lets get this going.
Aside from his mother and Pepper, Anthony has never really loved anyone, those two ladies were and are strictly family love. So to have this just sudden surge of emotion in the first real relationship he’s ever been in is terrifying and exciting all rolled up into one. But he feeds off it with that almost adrenaline addiction.
Anthony is terrified of saying “I love you” seriously. Just a deep set almost instinct of preparing for rejection, he is constantly reminding himself that those rings on their fingers mean commitment and pretty much forever. He does honestly Love Loki though, that’s the only way he can describe it. Pushing his buttons and harassing him to no end is just a sign of affection. He’s just a big kid picking on his crush I suppose.
The fear is always there though, that he was going to do something wrong and everything was going to be torn away from him and he’d be left with a beautiful piece of jewelry as a memory to the beautiful person he found himself in love with.
He is working on getting better at it though. He doesn’t mind being used for his body heat or a living blanket because the closeness has kept those god awful nightmares and memories away. Hell he’s actually sleeping more than once a week. He likes having a reason to go to bed at night, to come up from the garage or come home to after a day of pain in the ass SHIELD agents.
Basically Anthony Stark would be a lost wreck without Loki and he’d probably have a hole in his heart that could never be filled if he lost him. This is horribly cheesey so I should probably stop but yeah you get the picture.
Sappy post is sappy.
Anonymous said:-Takes a shaky breath-
Dear mom,
Gods do I miss you, you have no idea. I know you probably wont even hear this but maybe, maybe it’ll help me. I’ve been thinking about you alot since we came here, hell I’ve been thinking about you alot in general. I’m getting married you know, your baby boy as you would always call me, finally growing up.
Dad’s back. Youger, before he had me or even met you. I wish you got to come back. Even if you didnt know who I was. Just so I could hug you. It;s not fair! Why do I get the man who never loved me, and not the mother who was the only one who believed in me!? I miss your hugs. I miss your stories. I miss cooking with you. I actually have people to cook for now…A family I guess. I wish you could see us mom, be part of this family. Hell I wish you were here to drive me insane about getting married.
You would love them mom. Every damn one of them. Loki, yeah the one from the myths is the one to tie my down, though it took some help from another Tony Stark. The first people I have ever trulely loved since you. I dont know what I would do without them anymore. I have friends now too. You always worried about me not having any, I always said that’s what my robots were for. Steve is my best friend, he’s going to be my best man too. He’s a soldier from the forties, kind of tough on me but I think I need it some times.
I miss you mom. Always have and always will. I’ll bring you some flowers soon. Pink and red ones just like your favorite colors.
Anthony.
[[Odd things have been happening to you lately huh? Lack of alcoholism, no more one night stands. You even got a ring on that nice work loving hand of yours.]]
It’s hard to find time to drink and or sleep around when you’ve got three gods and a super soldier running around your house, determined to Destroy it. And of course you’d comment on the ring. -twists it on his finger, smirking-
[[Damn right I’d ask. Do you know how long it took you to get decent evenough for anyone? Much less a god? I had to beg TRA to help me get your ass into shape.]]
Well sorry I was such a disappointment, would you like to add that to the list of things I cant do. My dad’s back, go hang out with him.
[[Bull shit, dont even start on that note. You’ll have alot more to worry about than your daddy issues soon enough, just you wait.]]
…What are you planning?
[[Secret things that you dont get to know. ]]
Are you kidding? You’ve already gotten me shot, not to mention beat to hell after a fight with a goddess! Abusive woman.
[[Tsk tsk, dont get that tone for me or I’ll make you suffer even more. You’ve already got some feels coming your way.]]
Feels? Fuck I hate those.
[[That’s right bitch. Brace yourself.]]
I hate you and your plots. All of them.
[[Hey hey. Those plots got you with a hot god. You think you could do better than what I did for you?]]
No I suppose not…
[[Good. We’ll have to have a chat like this again sometimes. Ta ta. Enjoy your evening.]]
-mumbles and locks himself away with a bottle of scotch-
ms-ravenheart said:Probably actually getting him tied up and making him beg. garters and stockings might be there too
